captain-of-awesome:

The soul of mine grandfather,
A hero, a friend,
Does with its departure
All joy and smile end.

While gone from this world
He’s remembered so much,
Held deep in the hearts
Of those he did touch.

And down from the heavens
His gaze, it does fall
To watch over loved ones,
Looking after them all.

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Aunt Irma visits...

  • Jen: I've got aunt Irma visiting
  • Moss: Oh do you not like aunt Irma? Ive got an aunt like that. [Roy is shaking his head also confused]
  • Jen: Its my term for my time of the month.
  • Roy: Oh.
  • Moss: What time of the month? The weekend?
  • Jen: [Roy is trying to shut him up] No.
  • Moss: Does aunt Irma visit on the weekend?
  • Jen: You know its high tide.
  • Moss: But We're not on the coast
  • Roy: Moss!
  • Jen: I'm Closed for maintenance.
  • Moss: Closed for maintenance?
  • Roy: Moss!
  • Jen: I've fallen to the communists.
  • Moss: Well they do have some strong arguments.
  • Roy: [Finally putting it to words] Carrie Moss! First scene in Carrie!
  • Moss: [Finally Gets it] Ohh... Okay, yap, yap, yep, No, Nope nope yep nope naa aah... [Walks out of the room]

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whatshouldwecallscu:

What I feel like when I talk to English majors

whatshouldwecallscu:

What I feel like when I talk to English majors

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